Mathematical Proof

I don’t know where I found this now but Hedda asked me to post the mathematical proof that girls are evil.

First we have to state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time x Money

As we all know “time is money”

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because “money is the root of all evil”

Money = (Evil)^1/2

Therefore

Girls = ((Evil) ^1/2) ²

And now you are forced to conclude that

Girls = Evil

Hand surprise

I have become disconnected from my body.

Today while sitting in my cube, I scared myself while stretching. I reached my hands over my head and was becoming totally relaxed. I relaxed so much that I didn’t keep my left arm up. As my hand dropped, it fell across my face. My first thought was someone was trying to grab my face. I don’t know if it is because I’m paranoid or if it is I’m just not getting enough sleep. Woke up again today at 5:30. Don’t know why – well maybe I do but not going to say. So, let’s get back to my hand. It was really strange because I wasn’t feeling where my hand was and when it came over my head it seemed very detached until my muscles threw my hand away because of shock. Then I just felt stupid. Which lead me to the decision to write this, because I needed to share. Well back to trending.