Internal Dialog of the Existential Self

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Friday, August 18, 2006

I don’t know where I found this now but Hedda asked me to post the mathematical proof that girls are evil.

First we have to state that girls require time and money

Girls = Time x Money

As we all know “time is money”

Time = Money

Therefore

Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because “money is the root of all evil”

Money = (Evil)^1/2

Therefore

Girls = ((Evil)^1/2)²

And now you are forced to conclude that

Girls = Evil